Like, Stalk, Celery.

Like.

I think you're good looking with a possibly nasty disposition and hyper intelligence that just bothers me at times. Your soul is older than me and when you let that little guard slip, there is this incredibly indelible sadness that I have no particular desire to erase.

We should have coffee sometime.

Stalk

Tried googling my name. Said there that I have a Facebook account (Oh please, as if Friendster is not tedious enough) I also have a profile in LinkedIn which is odd because I haven't officially set up my profile yet. Turns out that my namesake works as a marketing coordinator / civil engineer based in the greater New York area. Hmm. I am personally barely civil and mostly engineer indirect manip...er stuff. Cool though since there is a version of my name roaming NY and hopefully living a life free from people with good intentions spewing out of every orifice. There is also one who published pathetic poetry online.

You, on the other hand also have a LinkedIn Profile, a comment in a gadget themed blog and apparently, a profile in a singles website (!?!) that guarantees marriage in, oh, a year or so. OH MY GOD, it was his parents who posted his profile in the website! MUST. CHOKE. BACK. LAUGHTER. Ahaha...Ahahaha....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have no idea whether he is actually aware of this... how do I go about setting up a prank?

Celery

Celery is good for you. People who have a definitive historical background are complicated. Stay away from boys who are potentially gay.