Spent the better part of the weekend sleeping.

The current kneejerk reaction is to be a jerk. There is a thicker bubble now and it's more difficult relating to people.

Jokes are not as funny and though I get the point, I don't see the humour.

Welcome to my island. Population: 1

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The Biggest Sucker.

Was roped into joining this department contest of who could lose the most weight. I was thinking of going veggie anorexic whilst some have started to imbibe legal suppresants. One have been running and drinking protein shakes, some have joined clubs and I have decided to stick to my lazy ass lifestyle.

Been meaning to start my diet this week.

Which is what I said last week.

And the week before.

And the year before.

Maybe this is the push that I need.

Maybe.