As one of the numerous plus sized women, (though declaring it will not stop me from 1. dieting 2. planning to diet 3. dreaming of staging a "now that I am hot I don't want you" vengeance in soft focus plan) I have enough credebility when I say this.
GODDAMNIT YOU IDIOT DESIGNERS! WE DO NOT WANT TO BE COVERED IN SOFT CURTAIN-LIKE FABRICS! WE DO NOT WANT TENTS DISGUISED AS DRESSES! WE DO NOT WANT TO BE COVERED IN DARK COLOURS AS WE ALL KNOW THAT REGARDLESS OF HOW DARK THE COLOUR IS, IF YOU ARE HUGE, YOU WILL LOOK HUGE AND NO AMOUNT OF BLACK CLOTHING WILL HIDE THAT. WE DO NOT WANT HIGH WAISTED PANTS THAT END WHERE YOUR BREASTS BEGIN! AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS AESTHETHICALLY PLEASING AND VISUALLY LEGAL, QUIT DESIGNING HUGE FLOWER PRINTS THAT ARE SO BRIGHT THAT EVEN THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED CAN SENSE ITS LOOMING PRESENCE!
Ugh. I hate shopping for dresses. If not the smirking salespeople, its the ignorant ones who continually follow anybody dressed in ratty shirts (that has my excollege name printed on the chest) and torn cargos (tastefully torn i.e. not displaying any semblance of genitals) .
Ano ba?! Do I look like a shoplifter? And seeing as the "clothing" can double as curtains, do they look like they are easy to sneak out? If I want curtains, I will have them custom made.
Ugh. Double ugh.
Ukay rocks.
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where the hell have you been shopping?
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