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Dear Ms. (Insert AVP Name Here)
After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from (insert company name here) effective (insert date here).
Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for
As such I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame and hair-raising adventure.
Our path may not be filled with porcine comforts and technological marvels that (insert company name) provides but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.
Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying, I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.
Sincerely Yours,
BadAss Bastard
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No, my two readers, this isn't mine. I do not have this kind of gumption nor creativity.
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