AvidDerailment: Aftermath

Just recoving from the massive flood --- the water was up to my chest inside the office and right by my waist inside the house. Though we have mostly cleaned the house (except for a few surprise puddles inside closets), every time it starts to rain, my bum clenches in fear.

A couple of weeks before that, I was trawling a local marketplace site and stumbled (i.e. purposely clicked) a link that led me to the personal bits of the site.

Hilarious? A tad desperate?

I've always been curious about the mating habits of humans. Whilst Kent and I were people watching in a local whoring spot, we couldn't help but notice this :

Imagine first three tables.

Table 1 had Prosperous Looking White men of Undefined Western Origins ( PLWOMUW) who were openly ogling at the local exotiques (Exotiques with a 'Ques' to differentiate between Exotics which sound like a brand of tights with phallic patterns) parading in the skimpiest/tightest of outfits. Think "How much is that dog in the window" in terms of ogling.

Table 2 has Exotiques hoping to entice the PLWOMUW. Am not sure about the reason behind this other than a possible meal ticket or quite possibly, love (damn all those telenovelas) How were they doing it? The usual hair flipping, come hither, low neckline stunts.

Table 3 has Asians (Indians, Chinese, etc) who are ogling at a specific table of Exotiques.

Nearing the end of the night ( round 3 when Kent and I had verbally destroyed an ex manager, discussed the non-existence of my love life and his rampaging bookings and other observations), the PLWOMUW has decided to go home and at this point, the Exotiques decided to cast their heavily coated sad eyes onto the table of Table 3.

Table 3, during the course of the night was waiting. Waiting for the Exotiques to throw a purposely done hairflip in their direction. And when it happened, they all hopped, nay, leapt at the opportunity. The opportunity to do what, I have a vague idea of but I just had dinner so no...

Which brings me to some of the choice ads in the said site :

If this chap learns how to spell, perhaps the ladies will come flocking. I am wondering though, when he said FOURplay, was he born with possibly four extra appendages?