Sunday, October 18, 2009

Social Experiment #1

Subject : A man from Egypt ( AME)
Medium : Yahoo chat
Pictures Exchanged : Yes
Lies propagated : None. Both parties were very upfront. AME once asked if I were a prostitute because of the ff:

1. Working at night.
2. A random complaint about feet hurting due to walking around in heels the entire night
3. The number of male friends

Honga ano? Could qualify as a whore except that I don't get paid. Sleeping around is so passe'. Celibacy is the new indulgence.

He also asked whether I sleep with my friends. Like literally? No. Like screwing (or in his terms "make love"). Short of saying I'd rather eat a live puppy with mange, I told him that I only drink coffee with them (And they don't qualify. Hello?! One likes boys and is a poster boy for early-forties ho-dom, the other is in love with somebody and the third is still getting over his slump). I have fallen for a friend and there is no way in this hell that I will go for a friend again. Ewww.

Potential for face to face interaction : High. He might be assigned to PI next year. I told him we'll go to the beach. Or go on a road trip.

I don't know about whether i'd like to be seen in public with him. Though I have casually mentioned that I have been chatting with AME to a couple of people, only one knows the gravity of our talks.

He's 45 and I am 30.
He's a trainer in the army (according to him) and after I scoped out the Egyptian army's uniforms online --- hmm.
I am a trainer and according to some people, scare the bollocks out of my people.

Though he has the requisite dark skin, he does resemble a rat. And there is this gleam in his eyes that just says "Me like big breasts" . Often asks for some cyber-relief which I am really hesitant to give. Ugh. Cybersex. Again. How passe.

I am tempted to see how great I am with words though --- but still...it kinda feels nasty after.

IQ Factor : Sounds intelligent though his spelling is deplorable. This is not his native language even if he does look like a native.

I am quite interested to see how this is going to pan out. I did ask him whether he's a freedom fighter (euphemism for "terrorist") and he said no.

Watch this space for the next results!

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